For your inner child

This is pretty silly. Perpetual Kid has an online store dedicated to all-things "inner child" related. I, of course, was drawn to the color-themed items. For instance, a Crayon-scented perfume.
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"Inspired by childhood, the Crayon cologne smells just like that new box of crayons you opened on your first day of school!"

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Or how about paint-scented perfume? This, I thought, was pushing the envelope a bit far. Does anyone actually -like- the smell of wet paint? "Watching paint dry may be boring, but smelling it is an entirely different matter!" Of course, given that my husband loves the smell of gasoline, I suppose it's possible...

So, I figured it was all gag gifts- they were kidding, right? But then after reading the next product description, I think they may actually be serious!

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"Our sushi scent smells of sticky white rice and seaweed, with a hint of ginger and lemon. Delectable! After all, if it smelled like fish, would you wear it?"